Goth Culture Enthusiast Pillows

"...let me guess - two rump steaks, very rare and two bloody marys..."

"Nice to see young people dressed respectfully."

"You grabbed Uncle Lars's casket again."

Self-Help and Self-Harm.

"Tia Carmen, kids don't dress up to get attention...

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

"He's gone goth"

He looks so natural lying there...

"It's called, 'Goth'."

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

Vampire baby in 'Grav-co' stroller.

'I've got it made in the shade. What worries me is sunshine.'

Cybergoth.

'Why would a just God allow so many teenage vampire movies?'

Vincent Van Goth.

"Well at least nobody notices we don't go out much anymore."

'I'm death for goodness sake - why do I have to adopt a more healthy lifestyle?'

'I succumbed to pierce pressure.'

"What do you consider your most attractive feature and what are you doing about it?"

Marilyn Manson Fan.

Dracula's false teeth.

Wolfman riding in the Car

'I can only teach night classes.'

Emo

'Sorry, I'm not disturbing you, am I?' (Man has tattoos, piercings, Satan on forehead)

"Nicole, Kyle, would you guys burn my yearbook?"

Skeleton Portrait Painting

"Too goth?"

'They're playing our song.'

'I'm sorry, but the comfort of our coffins has never been an issue before!'

'I don't care. You're not going over to the dark side and that's final.'

A Grim Reaper knife thrower not missing his target.

New Romantic

Emo Snail