Goth Culture Lovers Pillows

You're SORRY?!! You bite the manager in the neck and fly out the window and all you can say is you're SORRY?!!

"Quelle misère!"

He looks so natural lying there...

"He's gone goth"

"It's called, 'Goth'."

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

"What do you mean you're tired of AB negative?"

Vampire baby in 'Grav-co' stroller.

'I've got it made in the shade. What worries me is sunshine.'

One of Dracula's 'coffin mournings'.

Cybergoth.

'Why would a just God allow so many teenage vampire movies?'

Vincent Van Goth.

"Well at least nobody notices we don't go out much anymore."

'I'm death for goodness sake - why do I have to adopt a more healthy lifestyle?'

'I succumbed to pierce pressure.'

"What do you consider your most attractive feature and what are you doing about it?"

Dracula's false teeth.

Marilyn Manson Fan.

'I can only teach night classes.'

'Sorry, I'm not disturbing you, am I?' (Man has tattoos, piercings, Satan on forehead)

"Too goth?"

Skeleton Portrait Painting

"Nicole, Kyle, would you guys burn my yearbook?"

Emo

'They're playing our song.'

'I'm sorry, but the comfort of our coffins has never been an issue before!'

"...let me guess - two rump steaks, very rare and two bloody marys..."

New Romantic

A Grim Reaper knife thrower not missing his target.