Goth Culture Lovers Gifts

You're SORRY?!! You bite the manager in the neck and fly out the window and all you can say is you're SORRY?!!

"Quelle misère!"

"He's gone goth"

He looks so natural lying there...

"It's called, 'Goth'."

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

"What do you mean you're tired of AB negative?"

Vampire baby in 'Grav-co' stroller.

'I've got it made in the shade. What worries me is sunshine.'

One of Dracula's 'coffin mournings'.

Cybergoth.

'Why would a just God allow so many teenage vampire movies?'

'Do you have it in black?'

Vincent Van Goth.

"Well at least nobody notices we don't go out much anymore."

'I'm death for goodness sake - why do I have to adopt a more healthy lifestyle?'

'What do you mean - you want a white wedding?'

'I succumbed to pierce pressure.'

"Two for Joy."

Dracula's false teeth.

Marilyn Manson Fan.

"What do you consider your most attractive feature and what are you doing about it?"

'I can only teach night classes.'

"Too goth?"

"Nicole, Kyle, would you guys burn my yearbook?"

Skeleton Portrait Painting

Emo

'Sorry, I'm not disturbing you, am I?' (Man has tattoos, piercings, Satan on forehead)

Robert Smith - The Cure.

'They're playing our song.'

'I'm sorry, but the comfort of our coffins has never been an issue before!'

"...let me guess - two rump steaks, very rare and two bloody marys..."

'Do you have it in black?'

New Romantic