Goth Enthusiasts Gifts

Vampire baby in 'Grav-co' stroller.

'Why would a just God allow so many teenage vampire movies?'

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

"He's gone goth"

He looks so natural lying there...

"It's called, 'Goth'."

Giant Monster in Bath

"Nevermore." "You don't have to use 'air quoths' every time."

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'

'It's a little varietal I bottle myself...Type A positive.'

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

The Raven in Flight

Trilby - 'Oh my poor girl! my poor girl!'

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

Trilby - 'Ca fera une fameuse crapule de moins'

Cosmetic Stone Mason.

'Do you have it in black?'

Vincent Van Goth.

'I'm death for goodness sake - why do I have to adopt a more healthy lifestyle?'

"Well at least nobody notices we don't go out much anymore."

'What do you mean - you want a white wedding?'

Trilby - 'Oh don't you remember sweet Alice, Ben Bolt?'

"No monster, when I said 'lend me a hand'..."

"Graveyards always put me ill at ease."

'R.I.P. Van Winkle, just sleeping.'

'I succumbed to pierce pressure.'

"What do you consider your most attractive feature and what are you doing about it?"

Trilby - 'Hast thou found me, o mine enemy?'

"I'll have a Bloody Mary. And bring a Witch Hazel and tonic for the little woman."

Edgar Allan Poe

Vampire afternoon tea.

Dracula's false teeth.