Goth Culture Admirers Gifts

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Faux pas at a Transylvanian dinner party, "Hey everybody we bought some garlic bread"

"He's gone goth"

He looks so natural lying there...

"It's called, 'Goth'."

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'

Vampire baby in 'Grav-co' stroller.

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

'I've got it made in the shade. What worries me is sunshine.'

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

'Why would a just God allow so many teenage vampire movies?'

Cybergoth.

'Do you have it in black?'

Vincent Van Goth.

"Well at least nobody notices we don't go out much anymore."

'I'm death for goodness sake - why do I have to adopt a more healthy lifestyle?'

'What do you mean - you want a white wedding?'

'I succumbed to pierce pressure.'

Marilyn Manson Fan.

"Two for Joy."

"What do you consider your most attractive feature and what are you doing about it?"

Dracula's false teeth.

'I can only teach night classes.'

"Nicole, Kyle, would you guys burn my yearbook?"

Emo

"Too goth?"

Skeleton Portrait Painting

'Sorry, I'm not disturbing you, am I?' (Man has tattoos, piercings, Satan on forehead)

Robert Smith - The Cure.

'They're playing our song.'

"...let me guess - two rump steaks, very rare and two bloody marys..."

'Do you have it in black?'

'I'm sorry, but the comfort of our coffins has never been an issue before!'

'Lincoln Goes Goth While Washington Favors Rockabilly and Hamilton Remains Mostly Mozart'

New Romantic

'I don't care. You're not going over to the dark side and that's final.'