Goth Culture Admirers Gifts

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Faux pas at a Transylvanian dinner party, "Hey everybody we bought some garlic bread"

He looks so natural lying there...

"He's gone goth"

"It's called, 'Goth'."

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

Vampire baby in 'Grav-co' stroller.

'I've got it made in the shade. What worries me is sunshine.'

'Why would a just God allow so many teenage vampire movies?'

Cybergoth.

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

Vincent Van Goth.

"Well at least nobody notices we don't go out much anymore."

'I'm death for goodness sake - why do I have to adopt a more healthy lifestyle?'

'I succumbed to pierce pressure.'

Marilyn Manson Fan.

Dracula's false teeth.

"What do you consider your most attractive feature and what are you doing about it?"

'I can only teach night classes.'

"Nicole, Kyle, would you guys burn my yearbook?"

"Too goth?"

Emo

'Sorry, I'm not disturbing you, am I?' (Man has tattoos, piercings, Satan on forehead)

Skeleton Portrait Painting

'They're playing our song.'

'I'm sorry, but the comfort of our coffins has never been an issue before!'

"...let me guess - two rump steaks, very rare and two bloody marys..."

New Romantic

"You grabbed Uncle Lars's casket again."

'I don't care. You're not going over to the dark side and that's final.'

'Lincoln Goes Goth While Washington Favors Rockabilly and Hamilton Remains Mostly Mozart'