Goth Culture Lover Gifts

'I can only teach night classes.'

Grim Reaper wearing red polka dots says to colleague: 'I'm telling you, it's the new black.'

"Well at least nobody notices we don't go out much anymore."

"Everything's so easy for you, Mr. Perfect."

Goth Moths

"Heh heh heh!"

'Sorry, I'm not disturbing you, am I?' (Man has tattoos, piercings, Satan on forehead)

A Grim Reaper knife thrower not missing his target.

"Sensational outfit...and black is always in fashion!"

Dracula's false teeth.

'I'm a bit disappointed, to be honest.'

Emo

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

"He's gone goth"

He looks so natural lying there...

"It's called, 'Goth'."

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'

Vampire baby in 'Grav-co' stroller.

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

"What do you mean you're tired of AB negative?"

'I've got it made in the shade. What worries me is sunshine.'

Cybergoth.

One of Dracula's 'coffin mournings'.

'Why would a just God allow so many teenage vampire movies?'

Vincent Van Goth.

'I'm death for goodness sake - why do I have to adopt a more healthy lifestyle?'

'I succumbed to pierce pressure.'

"What do you consider your most attractive feature and what are you doing about it?"

Marilyn Manson Fan.

Wolfman riding in the Car

'No, I'm sorry - the nose ring is going to have to go!'

Skeleton Portrait Painting

"Nicole, Kyle, would you guys burn my yearbook?"

"Too goth?"

'They're playing our song.'