Goth Culture Fan Gifts

"Junior. Drink your blood before it clots"

"But, seriously. . ."

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'

Skeleton Portrait Painting

'Where's your self-hurt section?'

He looks so natural lying there...

"He's gone goth"

"It's called, 'Goth'."

Orientation: Welcome to Hell

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

Vampire baby in 'Grav-co' stroller.

'I've got it made in the shade. What worries me is sunshine.'

'Why would a just God allow so many teenage vampire movies?'

Cybergoth.

Vincent Van Goth.

'I'm death for goodness sake - why do I have to adopt a more healthy lifestyle?'

"Well at least nobody notices we don't go out much anymore."

Vampire Umbrella

'I succumbed to pierce pressure.'

Marilyn Manson Fan.

"What do you consider your most attractive feature and what are you doing about it?"

Dracula's false teeth.

'I can only teach night classes.'

Emo

"Too goth?"

"Nicole, Kyle, would you guys burn my yearbook?"

'Sorry, I'm not disturbing you, am I?' (Man has tattoos, piercings, Satan on forehead)

'They're playing our song.'

'I'm sorry, but the comfort of our coffins has never been an issue before!'

"...let me guess - two rump steaks, very rare and two bloody marys..."

'Are you all right? You look like Death.'

New Romantic

Grim Reaper Comes After Cat

'I don't care. You're not going over to the dark side and that's final.'

"Hurry up! - You don't have all day. . ."