Goth Culture Fan Pillows

"Junior. Drink your blood before it clots"

"But, seriously. . ."

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'

Skeleton Portrait Painting

'Where's your self-hurt section?'

"He's gone goth"

He looks so natural lying there...

"It's called, 'Goth'."

Orientation: Welcome to Hell

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

Vampire baby in 'Grav-co' stroller.

'I've got it made in the shade. What worries me is sunshine.'

Cybergoth.

'Why would a just God allow so many teenage vampire movies?'

'Do you have it in black?'

Vincent Van Goth.

"Well at least nobody notices we don't go out much anymore."

'I'm death for goodness sake - why do I have to adopt a more healthy lifestyle?'

'What do you mean - you want a white wedding?'

Vampire Umbrella

'I succumbed to pierce pressure.'

"What do you consider your most attractive feature and what are you doing about it?"

Dracula's false teeth.

Marilyn Manson Fan.

"Two for Joy."

'I can only teach night classes.'

'Sorry, I'm not disturbing you, am I?' (Man has tattoos, piercings, Satan on forehead)

"Nicole, Kyle, would you guys burn my yearbook?"

Emo

"Too goth?"

Robert Smith - The Cure.

'They're playing our song.'

'I'm sorry, but the comfort of our coffins has never been an issue before!'

'Do you have it in black?'

'Are you all right? You look like Death.'