Goth Music Fan Pillows

'They're playing our song.'

"He's gone goth"

He looks so natural lying there...

"It's called, 'Goth'."

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'

Orientation: Welcome to Hell

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

Vampire baby in 'Grav-co' stroller.

'Why would a just God allow so many teenage vampire movies?'

'Do you have it in black?'

Vincent Van Goth.

'I'm death for goodness sake - why do I have to adopt a more healthy lifestyle?'

"Well at least nobody notices we don't go out much anymore."

Vampire Umbrella

Drunk Vampire

'At last, dusk...and my e-mails!'

'What do you mean - you want a white wedding?'

'I succumbed to pierce pressure.'

"Two for Joy."

Dracula's false teeth.

"What do you consider your most attractive feature and what are you doing about it?"

Marilyn Manson Fan.

'My doctor's put me on a strict diet. From now on I have to ask my victims how high their cholesterol is.'

'I can only teach night classes.'

Vampire practical jokes.

Emo

'Sorry, I'm not disturbing you, am I?' (Man has tattoos, piercings, Satan on forehead)

"Too goth?"

Skeleton Portrait Painting

Robert Smith - The Cure.

"...let me guess - two rump steaks, very rare and two bloody marys..."

'Are you all right? You look like Death.'

'Do you have it in black?'

'I'm sorry, but the comfort of our coffins has never been an issue before!'

"Hurry up! - You don't have all day. . ."