Goth Music Fan Pillows

'They're playing our song.'

"He's gone goth"

He looks so natural lying there...

"It's called, 'Goth'."

Orientation: Welcome to Hell

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'

Vampire baby in 'Grav-co' stroller.

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

'Why would a just God allow so many teenage vampire movies?'

Vincent Van Goth.

"Well at least nobody notices we don't go out much anymore."

'I'm death for goodness sake - why do I have to adopt a more healthy lifestyle?'

Drunk Vampire

Vampire Umbrella

'At last, dusk...and my e-mails!'

'I succumbed to pierce pressure.'

Dracula's false teeth.

"What do you consider your most attractive feature and what are you doing about it?"

Marilyn Manson Fan.

'My doctor's put me on a strict diet. From now on I have to ask my victims how high their cholesterol is.'

'I can only teach night classes.'

Vampire practical jokes.

'Sorry, I'm not disturbing you, am I?' (Man has tattoos, piercings, Satan on forehead)

Emo

Skeleton Portrait Painting

"Too goth?"

'I'm sorry, but the comfort of our coffins has never been an issue before!'

"...let me guess - two rump steaks, very rare and two bloody marys..."

'Are you all right? You look like Death.'

New Romantic

Grim Reaper Comes After Cat