Goth Metal Fan Pillows

'Chief, the pale-face wants you to listen to his latest album of industrial goth metal.'

"He's gone goth"

He looks so natural lying there...

"It's called, 'Goth'."

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'

Orientation: Welcome to Hell

Vampire baby in 'Grav-co' stroller.

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

Beware of the Cat.

'Why would a just God allow so many teenage vampire movies?'

'Do you have it in black?'

Vincent Van Goth.

'I'm death for goodness sake - why do I have to adopt a more healthy lifestyle?'

"Well at least nobody notices we don't go out much anymore."

Vampire Umbrella

'At last, dusk...and my e-mails!'

Get Your Shot

'What do you mean - you want a white wedding?'

Drunk Vampire

'I succumbed to pierce pressure.'

"Two for Joy."

Dracula's false teeth.

Marilyn Manson Fan.

"What do you consider your most attractive feature and what are you doing about it?"

'My doctor's put me on a strict diet. From now on I have to ask my victims how high their cholesterol is.'

'I can only teach night classes.'

Vampire practical jokes.

Skeleton Portrait Painting

'Sorry, I'm not disturbing you, am I?' (Man has tattoos, piercings, Satan on forehead)

"Too goth?"

Emo

Robert Smith - The Cure.

Bris

'They're playing our song.'

'I'm sorry, but the comfort of our coffins has never been an issue before!'