Gothic Rock Fan Pillows

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

"Quoth the raven, 'Nevermore.'"

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

Trilby - Finis

Orientation: Welcome to Hell

'You've got those 'take-me-to-bed' eye sockets!'

"I guess I misunderstood when I read you were into 'Bodybuilding'."

'You complete me.'

First Transsylvanian Blood Bank

"Relax - he's just here for the romance."

She kept Dracula at bay with an episode of the Archers.

'Oh great, these guys again! The big guy can't fit inside the MRI scanner, sheet boy falls right through it, and The Count's images never develop...'

'I've checked his appointments. The only opening is for 'nevermore'.'

The Pride of Frankenstein

Vampire Umbrella

Frank N. Stein - Evirnomentalist.

Drunk Vampire

"I won't be long, I'm just delivering some bad news."

Trilby - 'Taffy was allowed to see Gecko'.

'At last, dusk...and my e-mails!'

Get Your Shot

"Have you tried turning him off and on again?"

Here's one for you... she likes long lurches in the moonlight, scared of fire... enjoys terrorizing villages...

"It was our grandmother's wedding dress—we had her exhumed so you could wear it."

"You lab assistants are all alike, you're only interested in a woman for one thing...her brain!"

'My doctor's put me on a strict diet. From now on I have to ask my victims how high their cholesterol is.'

Vampire practical jokes.