Gothic Story Fan Pillows

The Frankenstein hog.

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

"Quoth the raven, 'Nevermore.'"

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

Trilby - Finis

Orientation: Welcome to Hell

"I guess I misunderstood when I read you were into 'Bodybuilding'."

'You've got those 'take-me-to-bed' eye sockets!'

'You complete me.'

"Relax - he's just here for the romance."

The Pride of Frankenstein

Frank N. Stein - Evirnomentalist.

Vampire Umbrella

Drunk Vampire

'At last, dusk...and my e-mails!'

'I've checked his appointments. The only opening is for 'nevermore'.'

"I know we're not supposed to invite them over the threshold dear, but it seemed awfully rude to leave him standing on the doorstep."

Trilby - 'Taffy was allowed to see Gecko'.

"Have you tried turning him off and on again?"

Professor Van Helsing's long and successful career as a vampire hunter, came to a sudden end due to woodworm.

Here's one for you... she likes long lurches in the moonlight, scared of fire... enjoys terrorizing villages...

"You lab assistants are all alike, you're only interested in a woman for one thing...her brain!"

'My doctor's put me on a strict diet. From now on I have to ask my victims how high their cholesterol is.'

A Hellish Thing (The Rime of the Ancient Mariner).

Vampire practical jokes.

"What an IDIOT!! He's got the wrong type of 'steak'..! But I'll play along for the moment..."

'It's ALIVE! IT'S ALIVE! And smells delicious!'

"You're still in bed?"

Paranoid Woodcutter Suspicious of Trees

Trilby - 'Out of the mysterious East'.

"Ooh! Bummer!"