Gothic Fiction Fans Pillows

"I hate to be that guy, but, technically, Frankenstein is the name of my creator, and I'm Frankenstein's monster."

Trilby - 'Taffy was allowed to see Gecko'.

Igor leaves an I.O.U. after stealing a brain.

"Hell's Bell's, Hell's Bell's"

'My god! Frankenstein's not only brought it back to life...he's created a monster.'

Dracula sees his reflection in the mirror.

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

"Quoth the raven, 'Nevermore.'"

"Oh, mournful and terrible engine of horror and crime—of agony and of death, not asparagus again!"

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

Nevermore. You don't have to use "air quoths" every time.

Trilby - 'The sweet melodic phrase.'

Trilby - Finis

Orientation: Welcome to Hell

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

"I guess I misunderstood when I read you were into 'Bodybuilding'."

'You've got those 'take-me-to-bed' eye sockets!'

The Portrait of Dorian Gray after one year in lockdown.

"Relax - he's just here for the romance."

'You complete me.'

Vampire Umbrella

The Pride of Frankenstein

'I've checked his appointments. The only opening is for 'nevermore'.'

Frank N. Stein - Evirnomentalist.

'Heathcliff! Oh, Heathcliff!'

"Have you tried turning him off and on again?"

Professor Van Helsing's long and successful career as a vampire hunter, came to a sudden end due to woodworm.

'I'm not trying to take away from the fact that you are a twisted, brilliant genius. . .but what is with the size of this bloody forehead?!?'

"You came from Europe, didn't you? I'll bet this is metric."

"You lab assistants are all alike, you're only interested in a woman for one thing...her brain!"

The Raven - The Study at Night

Here's one for you... she likes long lurches in the moonlight, scared of fire... enjoys terrorizing villages...

Transylvania Lecture Hall. Tonight Count Dracula will speak about lessons he learned looking back over a long life. I thought vampires didn't reflect.

Pass the SPF 20,000

'I'm telling you I don't know where your goat is, look in the classifieds.'