Gothic Literature Fans Pillows

"Oh, mournful and terrible engine of horror and crime—of agony and of death, not asparagus again!"

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

"Quoth the raven, 'Nevermore.'"

"The new OS update should fix the bug that makes you want to murder everyone."

Trilby - 'The sweet melodic phrase.'

Trilby - Finis

Orientation: Welcome to Hell

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

The lonely figure

Trilby - 'Dodor in his glory'.

The Portrait of Dorian Gray after one year in lockdown.

Vampire Umbrella

'I've checked his appointments. The only opening is for 'nevermore'.'

The Pride of Frankenstein

Frank N. Stein - Evirnomentalist.

Trilby - 'Taffy was allowed to see Gecko'.

'Heathcliff! Oh, Heathcliff!'

"Have you tried turning him off and on again?"

Professor Van Helsing's long and successful career as a vampire hunter, came to a sudden end due to woodworm.

The Raven - The Study at Night

"You lab assistants are all alike, you're only interested in a woman for one thing...her brain!"

Trilby - 'Au clair de la lune'.

'I'm not trying to take away from the fact that you are a twisted, brilliant genius. . .but what is with the size of this bloody forehead?!?'

'I'm telling you I don't know where your goat is, look in the classifieds.'

Pass the SPF 20,000

Poems to Spookify

Trilby - 'I suppose you do all this kind of thing for mere amusement, Mr. Wynne?'

Trilby - 'I will not! I will not!'

'He just loves the hokey-pokey, doesn't he?'

"Ooh! Bummer!"

"You're still in bed?"

Trilby - 'Out of the mysterious East'.

Trilby - 'Les glougloux du vin a quat' sous...'