Gothic Fiction Fanatic Pillows

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

"Quoth the raven, 'Nevermore.'"

"Oh, mournful and terrible engine of horror and crime—of agony and of death, not asparagus again!"

Trilby - Finis

Trilby - 'The sweet melodic phrase.'

"The new OS update should fix the bug that makes you want to murder everyone."

Orientation: Welcome to Hell

The lonely figure

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

The Portrait of Dorian Gray after one year in lockdown.

Trilby - 'Taffy was allowed to see Gecko'.

'I've checked his appointments. The only opening is for 'nevermore'.'

Frank N. Stein - Evirnomentalist.

Vampire Umbrella

'At last, dusk...and my e-mails!'

The Pride of Frankenstein

Drunk Vampire

'Heathcliff! Oh, Heathcliff!'

"Have you tried turning him off and on again?"

Professor Van Helsing's long and successful career as a vampire hunter, came to a sudden end due to woodworm.

'I'm not trying to take away from the fact that you are a twisted, brilliant genius. . .but what is with the size of this bloody forehead?!?'

"You lab assistants are all alike, you're only interested in a woman for one thing...her brain!"

'My doctor's put me on a strict diet. From now on I have to ask my victims how high their cholesterol is.'

Vampire practical jokes.

Trilby - 'I suppose you do all this kind of thing for mere amusement, Mr. Wynne?'

Trilby - 'Les glougloux du vin a quat' sous...'

"I kind of miss the pendulum."

Trilby - 'Out of the mysterious East'.

Trilby - 'Voila l'espayce de hom ker jer swee!'

"You're still in bed?"

"Ooh! Bummer!"

"What an IDIOT!! He's got the wrong type of 'steak'..! But I'll play along for the moment..."