Gothic Fiction Lover Pillows

Doctor Frankenstein asks for more than a hand in marriage!

Trilby - 'Voila l'espayce de hom ker jer swee!'

'Come Frankenstein cabbie, and drive like the wind.'

"They must want to throw us a housewarming party."

"There it is again: that red, itchy rash on my skin... Maybe I should try another brand of soap instead of 'Sunlight'?"

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

"Quoth the raven, 'Nevermore.'"

Nevermore. You don't have to use "air quoths" every time.

"The new OS update should fix the bug that makes you want to murder everyone."

Trilby - Finis

Trilby - 'The sweet melodic phrase.'

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

The lonely figure

The Portrait of Dorian Gray after one year in lockdown.

Trilby - 'Dodor in his glory'.

The Pride of Frankenstein

Bride of Frankenstein charges her phone

Frank N. Stein - Evirnomentalist.

'I've checked his appointments. The only opening is for 'nevermore'.'

"I know we're not supposed to invite them over the threshold dear, but it seemed awfully rude to leave him standing on the doorstep."

Trilby - 'Taffy was allowed to see Gecko'.

'Heathcliff! Oh, Heathcliff!'

"Have you tried turning him off and on again?"

The Goblin and the Sexton

'I'm telling you I don't know where your goat is, look in the classifieds.'

'I'm not trying to take away from the fact that you are a twisted, brilliant genius. . .but what is with the size of this bloody forehead?!?'

Trilby - 'For Gecko'.

"You lab assistants are all alike, you're only interested in a woman for one thing...her brain!"

Poems to Spookify

Trilby - 'Au clair de la lune'.

The Raven - The Study at Night

Trilby - 'Confession

Transylvania Lecture Hall. Tonight Count Dracula will speak about lessons he learned looking back over a long life. I thought vampires didn't reflect.

"He goes to the bathroom a lot. Where did you get the kidneys?"