Gothic Novel Lover Pillows

Trilby - 'The fox and the crow'.

Trilby - 'Confession

'My wife here has the body of a twenty year old. . . Also the brain of a thirty-nine year old, legs of a twenty-four year old. . .

'I'm sure that damned meter reader is on the fiddle, Igor! Have you seen this latest electricity bill?'

Bride of Frankenstein charges her phone

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

Trilby - 'The sweet melodic phrase.'

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

Trilby - 'Dodor in his glory'.

The Portrait of Dorian Gray after one year in lockdown.

"You never know what will catch on!"

"I know we're not supposed to invite them over the threshold dear, but it seemed awfully rude to leave him standing on the doorstep."

"Phew! - You've got bat breath."

Trilby - Mademoiselle Ernestine singing 'Les Cloches du Monastere'.

'Count Dracula, I wish you'd come to me sooner...'

'Heathcliff! Oh, Heathcliff!'

The Goblin and the Sexton

Trilby - The 'Rosemonde' of Schubert.

Trilby - 'Au clair de la lune'.

The Raven - The Study at Night

'I'm telling you I don't know where your goat is, look in the classifieds.'

Count Alucard's Night-Care Center.

Trilby - 'For Gecko'.

Poems to Spookify

'I'm not trying to take away from the fact that you are a twisted, brilliant genius. . .but what is with the size of this bloody forehead?!?'

Till life do you part.

Trilby - 'Malbrouck s'en va-t'en guerre'.

"So there you are—I thought I heard someone squishing moodily about the moors."

"He goes to the bathroom a lot. Where did you get the kidneys?"

A Hellish Thing (The Rime of the Ancient Mariner).

Trilby - 'I believe you, my boy!'

The ghost's walk

Trilby - 'I will not! I will not!'