Gothic Romance Lover Pillows

"Hepatitis C? Ebola? HIV? IS this a medical questionnaire?"

"Before our date goes any further...do you have any allergy or high cholesterol issues?"

Trilby - The 'Rosemonde' of Schubert.

Trilby - Mademoiselle Ernestine singing 'Les Cloches du Monastere'.

'...by using lightning and the flesh of the undead. Luckily, he turned out to be a charming fellow and brilliant raconteur.'

'I'm especially interested in this since I read so many Gothic novels.'

Till life do you part.

"Come on, you can be honest with me, have you had some work done?"

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

Trilby - 'Bonjour, Suzon!'

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

Vampire collects bottles of blood from his doorstep.

'You've got those 'take-me-to-bed' eye sockets!'

'Bad man. . . you are a Bad Man!'

"Relax - he's just here for the romance."

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'You complete me.'

"I know we're not supposed to invite them over the threshold dear, but it seemed awfully rude to leave him standing on the doorstep."

Bride of Frankenstein charges her phone

The Vampire's version of cans tied to the back of a wedding car driving off with small Coffins attached

"You never know what will catch on!"

"I want to be upfront. At this point, I'm only looking for a casual hookup of Frankenstein."

'Count Dracula, I wish you'd come to me sooner...'

"Wait! First, his attorney."

The Goblin and the Sexton

Rejection leaves a terrible scar....

Trilby - 'Malbrouck s'en va-t'en guerre'.

Vampire Couple, "I suppose you're out again for your usual eight pints?"

Count Alucard's Night-Care Center.

'He won't bite anyone! I'm hoping it's just a phase.'

"I figured I've got the money so why not spend it."

Trilby - 'For Gecko'.

"Surprised?"