Gothic Lovers Pillows

"He looks so natural."

Trilby - 'Taffy a l'echelle!'

Trilby - 'Malbrouck s'en va-t'en guerre'.

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

Giant Monster in Bath

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

"What do you mean you're tired of AB negative?"

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

Nick Cave

One of Dracula's 'coffin mournings'.

'Count Dracula, I wish you'd come to me sooner...'

Trilby - Mademoiselle Ernestine singing 'Les Cloches du Monastere'.

Bride of Frankenstein charges her phone

"I know we're not supposed to invite them over the threshold dear, but it seemed awfully rude to leave him standing on the doorstep."

"You never know what will catch on!"

The Goblin and the Sexton

Rejection leaves a terrible scar....

"Wait! First, his attorney."

Vampire Couple, "I suppose you're out again for your usual eight pints?"

'This feels a bit strange: Are you really from the Blood Bank?'

Janet Leigh caricature

Count Alucard's Night-Care Center.

Vampire afternoon tea.

"I figured I've got the money so why not spend it."

Trilby - 'For Gecko'.

Trilby - 'Confession

'He won't bite anyone! I'm hoping it's just a phase.'

'I'm telling you I don't know where your goat is, look in the classifieds.'

Till life do you part.

Trilby - The 'Rosemonde' of Schubert.

"He goes to the bathroom a lot. Where did you get the kidneys?"

"The meal was delicious. My compliments to the Haematologist"

A Hellish Thing (The Rime of the Ancient Mariner).

'Her first telekinesis!'

'God's teeth - it's just not the same!'