Gothic Glamour Lover Pillows

Janet Leigh caricature

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

Marilyn Monroe - Spot the Difference

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

Cybergoth.

"You never know what will catch on!"

'Count Dracula, I wish you'd come to me sooner...'

Bride of Frankenstein charges her phone

Trilby - Mademoiselle Ernestine singing 'Les Cloches du Monastere'.

The Goblin and the Sexton

"Wait! First, his attorney."

Trilby - 'Confession

Count Alucard's Night-Care Center.

"I figured I've got the money so why not spend it."

Vampire Couple, "I suppose you're out again for your usual eight pints?"

Trilby - 'Malbrouck s'en va-t'en guerre'.

Trilby - The 'Rosemonde' of Schubert.

"Architectural Digest calls it 'Twilight chic.'"

'This feels a bit strange: Are you really from the Blood Bank?'

'He won't bite anyone! I'm hoping it's just a phase.'

Trilby - 'For Gecko'.

The Death of Pierrot

Till life do you part.

"He goes to the bathroom a lot. Where did you get the kidneys?"

"The meal was delicious. My compliments to the Haematologist"

The Ins and Outs of childhood

"Were the x-rays really necessary?"

"Come on, you can be honest with me, have you had some work done?"

"Our relationship would never work, Megan! We'd always be at each other's throat!"

Vampire sprinkles blood bath in bath water

Vampire Humor

'No, I'm sorry - the nose ring is going to have to go!'