Gothic Glamour Enthusiast Pillows

Trilby - 'Hotel de la Rochemartel'.

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

'Don't worry, you're safe. I started my diet today.'

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

Giant Monster in Bath

"Nevermore." "You don't have to use 'air quoths' every time."

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

Tim Burton

Vampire coming out of a body piercing shop with a stake in his heart

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

"I don't care if it's a boy or a girl, as long as it's undead."

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

Trilby - 'Oh my poor girl! my poor girl!'

The Raven in Flight

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

'It's a little varietal I bottle myself...Type A positive.'

Cybergoth.

Cosmetic Stone Mason.

Trilby - 'Ca fera une fameuse crapule de moins'

Grim's Fairytales

"Graveyards always put me ill at ease."

Four Horsemen.

Trilby - 'Oh don't you remember sweet Alice, Ben Bolt?'

"Can any of us truly see ourselves?"

"No monster, when I said 'lend me a hand'..."

"For goddness' sake, Poe - let the bird in so we can all get some sleep!"

"You never know what will catch on!"

Vampire laying in his coffin wearing a Smiley badge.

'R.I.P. Van Winkle, just sleeping.'

'It's a reinterpretation of the 'Christmas Carol'...but with a 'Vampire vs Werewolf' contemporary take on the story.'