Gothic Style Lover Pillows

Vampire brushing his teeth in his bathroom.

"Is that what you're wearing??"

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

Mad Scientist Supermarkets.

Vampire sprinkles blood bath in bath water

'Ooh! But neck piercings are soooo last season.'

"I figured I've got the money so why not spend it."

'I'm looking for a GPS device that will help me find myself.'

Dracula gets his mail.

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

'Don't worry, you're safe. I started my diet today.'

"Nevermore." "You don't have to use 'air quoths' every time."

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

'Transylvania's most famous Optometrist 'Count Mracula'.'

"What do you mean you're tired of AB negative?"

The Raven in Flight

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

Trilby - 'Oh my poor girl! my poor girl!'

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

'It's a little varietal I bottle myself...Type A positive.'

Cybergoth.

One of Dracula's 'coffin mournings'.

Trilby - 'Ca fera une fameuse crapule de moins'

Cosmetic Stone Mason.

"You never know what will catch on!"

'Count Dracula, I wish you'd come to me sooner...'

Four Horsemen.

"Graveyards always put me ill at ease."

Trilby - 'Oh don't you remember sweet Alice, Ben Bolt?'

"No monster, when I said 'lend me a hand'..."