Gothic Fashion Fan Pillows

"It was our grandmother's wedding dress—we had her exhumed so you could wear it."

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

'Don't worry, you're safe. I started my diet today.'

"Quoth the raven, 'Nevermore.'"

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

Trilby - Finis

Orientation: Welcome to Hell

Vampire baby in 'Grav-co' stroller.

'You've got those 'take-me-to-bed' eye sockets!'

Beware of the Cat.

"Relax - he's just here for the romance."

Cybergoth.

'You complete me.'

Vampire Umbrella

Four Horsemen.

'At last, dusk...and my e-mails!'

"I won't be long, I'm just delivering some bad news."

Get Your Shot

Drunk Vampire

Frank N. Stein - Evirnomentalist.

'I succumbed to pierce pressure.'

"How come Dracula's hair looked so neat if he can't look in a mirror"

"I figured I've got the money so why not spend it."

Here's one for you... she likes long lurches in the moonlight, scared of fire... enjoys terrorizing villages...

"What do you think? Too Edward Gorey?"

"Yeah, I want a neck tat with gothic lettering that says, 'Welcome to a career in the fast food service industry.'"

'My doctor's put me on a strict diet. From now on I have to ask my victims how high their cholesterol is.'

Wolfman riding in the Car

Vampire practical jokes.