Gothic Fashion Fan T-Shirts

"It was our grandmother's wedding dress—we had her exhumed so you could wear it."

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

'Don't worry, you're safe. I started my diet today.'

"Quoth the raven, 'Nevermore.'"

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

Nevermore. You don't have to use "air quoths" every time.

Trilby - Finis

Orientation: Welcome to Hell

'You've got those 'take-me-to-bed' eye sockets!'

Beware of the Cat.

Vampire baby in 'Grav-co' stroller.

'You complete me.'

Nick Cave

Cybergoth.

"Relax - he's just here for the romance."

'Do you have it in black?'

"I won't be long, I'm just delivering some bad news."

Get Your Shot

Drunk Vampire

Frank N. Stein - Evirnomentalist.

Four Horsemen.

Vampire Umbrella

'At last, dusk...and my e-mails!'

'I succumbed to pierce pressure.'

"How come Dracula's hair looked so neat if he can't look in a mirror"

Here's one for you... she likes long lurches in the moonlight, scared of fire... enjoys terrorizing villages...

Transylvania Lecture Hall. Tonight Count Dracula will speak about lessons he learned looking back over a long life. I thought vampires didn't reflect.

"What do you think? Too Edward Gorey?"

"Yeah, I want a neck tat with gothic lettering that says, 'Welcome to a career in the fast food service industry.'"

"I figured I've got the money so why not spend it."

'My doctor's put me on a strict diet. From now on I have to ask my victims how high their cholesterol is.'

Wolfman riding in the Car