Gothic Fashionista T-Shirts

"What do you think? Too Edward Gorey?"

'It's MURDER putting on make-up with no reflection!'

'Give him a minute - he just found out his daughter has the Goth gene.'

The lady is a Vamp.

"True goths don't take the summer off, Brandon."

Dragon Hair-dryer.

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

'Don't worry, you're safe. I started my diet today.'

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

Tim Burton

Vampire baby in 'Grav-co' stroller.

Cybergoth.

Nick Cave

'Do you have it in black?'

Drunk Vampire

Four Horsemen.

'At last, dusk...and my e-mails!'

"Norman still has seventies flashbacks sometimes."

'I succumbed to pierce pressure.'

"It was our grandmother's wedding dress—we had her exhumed so you could wear it."

"Yeah, I want a neck tat with gothic lettering that says, 'Welcome to a career in the fast food service industry.'"

The Death of Pierrot

Janet Leigh caricature

"I figured I've got the money so why not spend it."

"Architectural Digest calls it 'Twilight chic.'"

"How come Dracula's hair looked so neat if he can't look in a mirror"

Pie Shoppe and Sweeny Todd's barber shop.

'My doctor's put me on a strict diet. From now on I have to ask my victims how high their cholesterol is.'

The Ins and Outs of childhood

Vampire practical jokes.

"Happy New Year!"

Dang clip ons!

"It needs some work, but it does have good bones."

Vampire sprinkles blood bath in bath water