Gothic Fashion Lover Pillows

Cybergoth.

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

'Don't worry, you're safe. I started my diet today.'

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

'Transylvania's most famous Optometrist 'Count Mracula'.'

"What do you mean you're tired of AB negative?"

Vampire baby in 'Grav-co' stroller.

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

One of Dracula's 'coffin mournings'.

Four Horsemen.

"You never know what will catch on!"

The Goblin and the Sexton

'I succumbed to pierce pressure.'

Janet Leigh caricature

Count Alucard's Night-Care Center.

"How come Dracula's hair looked so neat if he can't look in a mirror"

"Yeah, I want a neck tat with gothic lettering that says, 'Welcome to a career in the fast food service industry.'"

The Death of Pierrot

"What do you think? Too Edward Gorey?"

"It belonged to my great... great creepy Uncle Edgar."

Pie Shoppe and Sweeny Todd's barber shop.

"I figured I've got the money so why not spend it."

"It was our grandmother's wedding dress—we had her exhumed so you could wear it."

Wolfman riding in the Car

"Happy New Year!"

"It needs some work, but it does have good bones."

Hades.

'No, I'm sorry - the nose ring is going to have to go!'

William Blake.

Vampire sprinkles blood bath in bath water