Goth Fashion Lover Pillows

'I'm very much hoping they don't ban covering oneself in black from head to foot.'

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

"He's gone goth"

He looks so natural lying there...

"It's called, 'Goth'."

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

Vampire baby in 'Grav-co' stroller.

'Why would a just God allow so many teenage vampire movies?'

Cybergoth.

Vincent Van Goth.

"Well at least nobody notices we don't go out much anymore."

'I'm death for goodness sake - why do I have to adopt a more healthy lifestyle?'

'I succumbed to pierce pressure.'

Dracula's false teeth.

"I figured I've got the money so why not spend it."

"It was our grandmother's wedding dress—we had her exhumed so you could wear it."

"What do you think? Too Edward Gorey?"

Marilyn Manson Fan.

'I can only teach night classes.'

"Too goth?"

'Sorry, I'm not disturbing you, am I?' (Man has tattoos, piercings, Satan on forehead)

"Now, be honest. Do these glasses make me look ridiculous?"

Skeleton Portrait Painting

Emo

Vampire sprinkles blood bath in bath water

"...let me guess - two rump steaks, very rare and two bloody marys..."

New Romantic

The lady is a Vamp.