Goth Fashion Lover Gifts

'I'm very much hoping they don't ban covering oneself in black from head to foot.'

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

"He's gone goth"

He looks so natural lying there...

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

"It's called, 'Goth'."

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'

Vampire baby in 'Grav-co' stroller.

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

'Why would a just God allow so many teenage vampire movies?'

Nick Cave

Cybergoth.

'Do you have it in black?'

Vincent Van Goth.

"Well at least nobody notices we don't go out much anymore."

'I'm death for goodness sake - why do I have to adopt a more healthy lifestyle?'

'I succumbed to pierce pressure.'

Dracula's false teeth.

"Two for Joy."

"What do you think? Too Edward Gorey?"

"I figured I've got the money so why not spend it."

Marilyn Manson Fan.

"It was our grandmother's wedding dress—we had her exhumed so you could wear it."

'I can only teach night classes.'

"Now, be honest. Do these glasses make me look ridiculous?"

'Sorry, I'm not disturbing you, am I?' (Man has tattoos, piercings, Satan on forehead)

"Too goth?"

Vampire sprinkles blood bath in bath water

Skeleton Portrait Painting

Emo

Robert Smith - The Cure.

"...let me guess - two rump steaks, very rare and two bloody marys..."

'Do you have it in black?'

The lady is a Vamp.