Goth Fashionista Gifts

Goth Moths

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

"He's gone goth"

He looks so natural lying there...

"It's called, 'Goth'."

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'

Vampire baby in 'Grav-co' stroller.

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

'Why would a just God allow so many teenage vampire movies?'

Cybergoth.

'Do you have it in black?'

Vincent Van Goth.

'I'm death for goodness sake - why do I have to adopt a more healthy lifestyle?'

"Well at least nobody notices we don't go out much anymore."

'I succumbed to pierce pressure.'

"It was our grandmother's wedding dress—we had her exhumed so you could wear it."

Dracula's false teeth.

"Two for Joy."

Marilyn Manson Fan.

"What do you think? Too Edward Gorey?"

'I can only teach night classes.'

"Now, be honest. Do these glasses make me look ridiculous?"

"Too goth?"

'Sorry, I'm not disturbing you, am I?' (Man has tattoos, piercings, Satan on forehead)

Skeleton Portrait Painting

Emo

Robert Smith - The Cure.

"...let me guess - two rump steaks, very rare and two bloody marys..."

'Do you have it in black?'

"Mum, can I work in a morgue"

New Romantic

The lady is a Vamp.

'I don't care. You're not going over to the dark side and that's final.'

Vampire with rosy cheeks.

'Lincoln Goes Goth While Washington Favors Rockabilly and Hamilton Remains Mostly Mozart'