Goth Stylist Gifts

Buttons on air conditioning that read 'cool', 'cooler' and 'totally cool'.

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

"He's gone goth"

"It's called, 'Goth'."

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

Tim Burton

Vampire baby in 'Grav-co' stroller.

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

'I've got it made in the shade. What worries me is sunshine.'

Cybergoth.

'Why would a just God allow so many teenage vampire movies?'

Vincent Van Goth.

"Well at least nobody notices we don't go out much anymore."

'I succumbed to pierce pressure.'

Dracula's false teeth.

"What do you think? Too Edward Gorey?"

Satan

Marilyn Manson Fan.

'I can only teach night classes.'

Emo

"Nicole, Kyle, would you guys burn my yearbook?"

'Sorry, I'm not disturbing you, am I?' (Man has tattoos, piercings, Satan on forehead)

"Too goth?"

"Now, be honest. Do these glasses make me look ridiculous?"

"...let me guess - two rump steaks, very rare and two bloody marys..."

"You grabbed Uncle Lars's casket again."

New Romantic

'I don't care. You're not going over to the dark side and that's final.'

"Mum, can I work in a morgue"

Emo Snail

The lady is a Vamp.

'Lincoln Goes Goth While Washington Favors Rockabilly and Hamilton Remains Mostly Mozart'