Goth Stylist Gifts

Buttons on air conditioning that read 'cool', 'cooler' and 'totally cool'.

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

"He's gone goth"

"It's called, 'Goth'."

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

Tim Burton

Vampire baby in 'Grav-co' stroller.

Punkins

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

'I've got it made in the shade. What worries me is sunshine.'

'Why would a just God allow so many teenage vampire movies?'

Cybergoth.

'Do you have it in black?'

Vincent Van Goth.

"Well at least nobody notices we don't go out much anymore."

'I succumbed to pierce pressure.'

Dracula's false teeth.

"Two for Joy."

"What do you think? Too Edward Gorey?"

Marilyn Manson Fan.

Satan

'I can only teach night classes.'

'Sorry, I'm not disturbing you, am I?' (Man has tattoos, piercings, Satan on forehead)

Emo

"Nicole, Kyle, would you guys burn my yearbook?"

"Now, be honest. Do these glasses make me look ridiculous?"

"Too goth?"

"...let me guess - two rump steaks, very rare and two bloody marys..."

'Do you have it in black?'

Vampire with rosy cheeks.

'I don't care. You're not going over to the dark side and that's final.'

The lady is a Vamp.

New Romantic

Bloody Mary … Hold the Mary.

'Lincoln Goes Goth While Washington Favors Rockabilly and Hamilton Remains Mostly Mozart'