Goth Gifts

Buttons on air conditioning that read 'cool', 'cooler' and 'totally cool'.

'Grotesque!'

'Sorry, I'm not disturbing you, am I?' (Man has tattoos, piercings, Satan on forehead)

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

'You know what I couldn't stand about the army, you all go to dress the same.'

Early Goths.

"Mum, can I work in a morgue"

'Why would a just God allow so many teenage vampire movies?'

"You think you're so cool with your stretched ears, but I can see through you."

"Now, be honest. Do these glasses make me look ridiculous?"

"Look honey, he's rebelling."

He looks so natural lying there...

"He's gone goth"

"It's called, 'Goth'."

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

Vampire baby in 'Grav-co' stroller.

'I've got it made in the shade. What worries me is sunshine.'

Cybergoth.

Vincent Van Goth.

'I'm death for goodness sake - why do I have to adopt a more healthy lifestyle?'

"Well at least nobody notices we don't go out much anymore."

'I succumbed to pierce pressure.'

Marilyn Manson Fan.

Dracula's false teeth.

'I can only teach night classes.'

Skeleton Portrait Painting

"Too goth?"

"Nicole, Kyle, would you guys burn my yearbook?"

Emo

'They're playing our song.'

"...let me guess - two rump steaks, very rare and two bloody marys..."

'I'm sorry, but the comfort of our coffins has never been an issue before!'

'Lincoln Goes Goth While Washington Favors Rockabilly and Hamilton Remains Mostly Mozart'

A Grim Reaper knife thrower not missing his target.