Goth Gifts

'Do you have it in black?'

Buttons on air conditioning that read 'cool', 'cooler' and 'totally cool'.

'Grotesque!'

'Sorry, I'm not disturbing you, am I?' (Man has tattoos, piercings, Satan on forehead)

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

'You know what I couldn't stand about the army, you all go to dress the same.'

Early Goths.

"Mum, can I work in a morgue"

'Why would a just God allow so many teenage vampire movies?'

"You think you're so cool with your stretched ears, but I can see through you."

"Now, be honest. Do these glasses make me look ridiculous?"

"Look honey, he's rebelling."

"He's gone goth"

He looks so natural lying there...

"It's called, 'Goth'."

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'

Vampire baby in 'Grav-co' stroller.

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

'I've got it made in the shade. What worries me is sunshine.'

Cybergoth.

'Do you have it in black?'

Vincent Van Goth.

"Well at least nobody notices we don't go out much anymore."

'I'm death for goodness sake - why do I have to adopt a more healthy lifestyle?'

'I succumbed to pierce pressure.'

Marilyn Manson Fan.

Dracula's false teeth.

"Two for Joy."

'I can only teach night classes.'

Emo

"Nicole, Kyle, would you guys burn my yearbook?"

Skeleton Portrait Painting

"Too goth?"

Robert Smith - The Cure.

'They're playing our song.'