Goth Culture Gifts

'I've got it made in the shade. What worries me is sunshine.'

'I think HE is messing with us.'

'Chief, the pale-face wants you to listen to his latest album of industrial goth metal.'

Skull-like man in a top hat.

New Romantic

"Yes it is amazing you found a card with GOTH on it, Gran, especially with your eyesight."

"Is that the Prince of Darkness texting you again...?@

"Tia Carmen, kids don't dress up to get attention...

Emo Snail

Dracula's false teeth.

'Rough weekend...or is zombie chic your new look?'

"Sensational outfit...and black is always in fashion!"

"Nicole, Kyle, would you guys burn my yearbook?"

Vampire Cocktail.

"It's great! Dad's gonna hate it!"

Goth Concerns: "I dunno, guys. lately things have been going really well for me. I can't think of a single reason to be unhappy."

Cybergoth.

"To be honest, I thought anarchy would be a lot more fun than it is."

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

"He's gone goth"

"It's called, 'Goth'."

Vampire coming out of a body piercing shop with a stake in his heart

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'

"What do you mean you're tired of AB negative?"

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

Vampire baby in 'Grav-co' stroller.

'Why would a just God allow so many teenage vampire movies?'

Vincent Van Goth.

"Well at least nobody notices we don't go out much anymore."

Vampire laying in his coffin wearing a Smiley badge.

"Can any of us truly see ourselves?"

Drunk Vampire

'At last, dusk...and my e-mails!'

'I succumbed to pierce pressure.'