Goth Enthusiast Gifts

'Apparently they're better than The Cure.'

Vincent Van Goth.

'I succumbed to pierce pressure.'

'You knew I was doom and gloom when you married me...'

'I don't care. You're not going over to the dark side and that's final.'

Skull-like man in a top hat.

Goth.

'Rough weekend...or is zombie chic your new look?'

Death Metal Nite.

Grim Reaper: 'It's all just stuff she thinks I want to hear.'

Emo girl gets wrong birthday gift.

"I don't care. You're not going over the the dark side and that's final."

"I never got the memo. When did Casual Friday become Goth Friday?"

"He's gone mainstream."

"Yes it is amazing you found a card with GOTH on it, Gran, especially with your eyesight."

New Romantic

"Look honey, he's rebelling."

"Mum, can I work in a morgue"

'I could murder a pint...'

"Two for Joy."

'Tell him we don't do fetish.'

"It's great! Dad's gonna hate it!"

'Whoa, you look so cool right now.'

Marilyn Manson

An Emoo.

"Too goth?"

"He's gone goth"

He's going through such a phase.

"You're right. He looks like he's just sleeping."

"It's called, 'Goth'."

'Lincoln Goes Goth While Washington Favors Rockabilly and Hamilton Remains Mostly Mozart'

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

He looks so natural lying there...

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."