Goth Aficionado Gifts

Robert Smith - The Cure.

'Do you have it in black?'

'I'm death for goodness sake - why do I have to adopt a more healthy lifestyle?'

"To be honest, I thought anarchy would be a lot more fun than it is."

He looks so natural lying there...

"Well, Count, they look good for another five-hundred years."

Death Coach

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

"He's gone goth"

"It's called, 'Goth'."

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

"Nevermore." "You don't have to use 'air quoths' every time."

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

Tim Burton

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'

'It's a little varietal I bottle myself...Type A positive.'

"I don't care if it's a boy or a girl, as long as it's undead."

The Raven in Flight

Trilby - 'Oh my poor girl! my poor girl!'

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

Vampire baby in 'Grav-co' stroller.

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

Cosmetic Stone Mason.

Trilby - 'Ca fera une fameuse crapule de moins'

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

'Why would a just God allow so many teenage vampire movies?'

'Do you have it in black?'

Vincent Van Goth.

Grim's Fairytales

"Well at least nobody notices we don't go out much anymore."

Vampire laying in his coffin wearing a Smiley badge.

Trilby - 'Oh don't you remember sweet Alice, Ben Bolt?'

"Graveyards always put me ill at ease."

"Can any of us truly see ourselves?"

"No monster, when I said 'lend me a hand'..."