Gothic Aficionado Gifts

"I don't want to talk about it."

The Grim Reaper picking out a Greeting Card for his next victim

'Whatever it is you're doing down there, Malcolm, I think it's affecting the television.'

Life begins at 400...

Grim's Fairytales

'It's a reinterpretation of the 'Christmas Carol'...but with a 'Vampire vs Werewolf' contemporary take on the story.'

Man peeping out of his grave.

Vampire laying in his coffin wearing a Smiley badge.

'There was a total blood bath today on Wall Street?...That's good, right?'

Count Dracula as a child

Grim Reaper sleeping with teeth next to his bed.

'He is not my pet...he is my son!'

Vlad The Impala ...

"For goddness' sake, Poe - let the bird in so we can all get some sleep!"

"I don't care if it's a boy or a girl, as long as it's undead."

Tim Burton

Dracula's magazine...

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

'Not more bloody holiday brochures.'

'You know better than to play with wooden stakes!'

"One, one deduction! Two, two deductions! Three, three deductions! Four deductions ah ah ah!!!!!!"

Dracula Sunrise

Zombie Zin: The Red of the Dead

"Being a vampire ain't what it used to be. It's tough getting someone to agree to a blood test before you bite them."

Dracula's bedtime.

Trilby - 'Tout vient a point, a qui sait attendre'.

Trilby - Fred Walker

Leeches, Lucky Charms, Rat Catching. . . Ye Doctor Is In

"I thought it was just a phase, but now that he's in his 40s I'm not so sure!"

"Can any of us truly see ourselves?"

"Don't worry. I'm just here to kill the buzz."

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

Out To Lurch

He looks so natural lying there...