Gothic Story Aficionado Gifts

Night of the Stingy Vampire Hunters

'Hold the raspberry sauce.'

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

Out To Lurch

Tim Burton

Trilby - 'The sweet melodic phrase.'

"The new OS update should fix the bug that makes you want to murder everyone."

"Are you looking for metric or imperial sized neck bolts?"

The lonely figure

"I don't care if it's a boy or a girl, as long as it's undead."

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

Bram Stoker

Grim's Fairytales

Vampire laying in his coffin wearing a Smiley badge.

"For goddness' sake, Poe - let the bird in so we can all get some sleep!"

"I know we're not supposed to invite them over the threshold dear, but it seemed awfully rude to leave him standing on the doorstep."

"Can any of us truly see ourselves?"

'Heathcliff! Oh, Heathcliff!'

'It's a reinterpretation of the 'Christmas Carol'...but with a 'Vampire vs Werewolf' contemporary take on the story.'

Professor Van Helsing's long and successful career as a vampire hunter, came to a sudden end due to woodworm.

Zombie Zin: The Red of the Dead

'I'm not trying to take away from the fact that you are a twisted, brilliant genius. . .but what is with the size of this bloody forehead?!?'

'Whatever it is you're doing down there, Malcolm, I think it's affecting the television.'

A Hellish Thing (The Rime of the Ancient Mariner).

Trilby - 'I suppose you do all this kind of thing for mere amusement, Mr. Wynne?'

'He is not my pet...he is my son!'

'It's ALIVE! IT'S ALIVE! And smells delicious!'

"I kind of miss the pendulum."

Dracula's bedtime.

Frankenstein as a boy

Dr. Jekyll turns into... Elvis Presley

Trilby - 'Svengali! . . . Svengali! . . . Svengali! . . .'

Bending beneath the weight of his burden, he lay it upon the moss (Atala).

'Not more bloody holiday brochures.'