Gothic Tales Aficionado Gifts

Out To Lurch

'Quasimodo discovers he can't wear roll neck sweaters'

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

Trilby - 'The sweet melodic phrase.'

"The new OS update should fix the bug that makes you want to murder everyone."

Tim Burton

The lonely figure

"I don't care if it's a boy or a girl, as long as it's undead."

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

Bram Stoker

The Portrait of Dorian Gray after one year in lockdown.

Grim's Fairytales

"Can any of us truly see ourselves?"

"For goddness' sake, Poe - let the bird in so we can all get some sleep!"

Vampire laying in his coffin wearing a Smiley badge.

"I know we're not supposed to invite them over the threshold dear, but it seemed awfully rude to leave him standing on the doorstep."

'Heathcliff! Oh, Heathcliff!'

Professor Van Helsing's long and successful career as a vampire hunter, came to a sudden end due to woodworm.

'It's a reinterpretation of the 'Christmas Carol'...but with a 'Vampire vs Werewolf' contemporary take on the story.'

Zombie Zin: The Red of the Dead

'I'm not trying to take away from the fact that you are a twisted, brilliant genius. . .but what is with the size of this bloody forehead?!?'

Pass the SPF 20,000

'Whatever it is you're doing down there, Malcolm, I think it's affecting the television.'

Trilby - 'I suppose you do all this kind of thing for mere amusement, Mr. Wynne?'

A Hellish Thing (The Rime of the Ancient Mariner).

Dracula's bedtime.

'You'd forget your head if it wasn't screwed on.'

"I kind of miss the pendulum."

'He is not my pet...he is my son!'

'You've become a right pain in the neck.'

Trilby - 'Wistful and sweet.'

'It's ALIVE! IT'S ALIVE! And smells delicious!'

Trilby - 'I believe you, my boy!'

Frankenstein as a boy