Lover Of Gothic Tales Gifts

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

Out To Lurch

Trilby - 'The sweet melodic phrase.'

"The new OS update should fix the bug that makes you want to murder everyone."

The lonely figure

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

Trilby - 'Dodor in his glory'.

The Portrait of Dorian Gray after one year in lockdown.

"I know we're not supposed to invite them over the threshold dear, but it seemed awfully rude to leave him standing on the doorstep."

Bride of Frankenstein charges her phone

'Heathcliff! Oh, Heathcliff!'

Professor Van Helsing's long and successful career as a vampire hunter, came to a sudden end due to woodworm.

Trilby - 'Au clair de la lune'.

Poems to Spookify

'I'm telling you I don't know where your goat is, look in the classifieds.'

The Raven - The Study at Night

Trilby - 'Confession

'I'm not trying to take away from the fact that you are a twisted, brilliant genius. . .but what is with the size of this bloody forehead?!?'

Trilby - 'I suppose you do all this kind of thing for mere amusement, Mr. Wynne?'

A Hellish Thing (The Rime of the Ancient Mariner).

'You've become a right pain in the neck.'

'You'd forget your head if it wasn't screwed on.'

"Yes, there is a pre-existing condition. I was once dead."

Trilby - 'Voila l'espayce de hom ker jer swee!'

Trilby - 'I believe you, my boy!'

'He just loves the hokey-pokey, doesn't he?'

Trilby - 'May heaven go with her!'

"I kind of miss the pendulum."

'It's ALIVE! IT'S ALIVE! And smells delicious!'

Trilby - 'I will not! I will not!'

The ghost's walk

Frankenstein as a boy

Trilby - 'Svengali! . . . Svengali! . . . Svengali! . . .'

Frankenstein vs. The Coronavirus