Lover Of Gothic Tales Prints

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

Out To Lurch

Trilby - 'The sweet melodic phrase.'

"The new OS update should fix the bug that makes you want to murder everyone."

The lonely figure

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

Bram Stoker

The Portrait of Dorian Gray after one year in lockdown.

Trilby - 'Dodor in his glory'.

Bride of Frankenstein charges her phone

"I know we're not supposed to invite them over the threshold dear, but it seemed awfully rude to leave him standing on the doorstep."

'Heathcliff! Oh, Heathcliff!'

Professor Van Helsing's long and successful career as a vampire hunter, came to a sudden end due to woodworm.

Poems to Spookify

'I'm telling you I don't know where your goat is, look in the classifieds.'

Trilby - 'Au clair de la lune'.

Trilby - 'Confession

The Raven - The Study at Night

'I'm not trying to take away from the fact that you are a twisted, brilliant genius. . .but what is with the size of this bloody forehead?!?'

Trilby - 'I suppose you do all this kind of thing for mere amusement, Mr. Wynne?'

A Hellish Thing (The Rime of the Ancient Mariner).

Trilby - 'I will not! I will not!'

"Yes, there is a pre-existing condition. I was once dead."

'You've become a right pain in the neck.'

Trilby - 'I believe you, my boy!'

Trilby - 'May heaven go with her!'

Trilby - 'Voila l'espayce de hom ker jer swee!'

The ghost's walk

'He just loves the hokey-pokey, doesn't he?'

'It's ALIVE! IT'S ALIVE! And smells delicious!'

"I kind of miss the pendulum."

'You'd forget your head if it wasn't screwed on.'

Frankenstein as a boy

I admit the deed! Tear up the planks! Here, here! It is the beating of his

Frankenstein vs. The Coronavirus