Gothic Novel Lovers Prints

Frank and Stein: Accountants.

'I'm telling you I don't know where your goat is, look in the classifieds.'

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

"Quoth the raven, 'Nevermore.'"

"Oh, mournful and terrible engine of horror and crime—of agony and of death, not asparagus again!"

Nevermore. You don't have to use "air quoths" every time.

"The new OS update should fix the bug that makes you want to murder everyone."

Trilby - 'The sweet melodic phrase.'

Trilby - Finis

The lonely figure

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

Trilby - 'Dodor in his glory'.

The Portrait of Dorian Gray after one year in lockdown.

Trilby - 'Taffy was allowed to see Gecko'.

"Phew! - You've got bat breath."

Bride of Frankenstein charges her phone

The Pride of Frankenstein

Frank N. Stein - Evirnomentalist.

"I know we're not supposed to invite them over the threshold dear, but it seemed awfully rude to leave him standing on the doorstep."

'I've checked his appointments. The only opening is for 'nevermore'.'

'Heathcliff! Oh, Heathcliff!'

"Have you tried turning him off and on again?"

Professor Van Helsing's long and successful career as a vampire hunter, came to a sudden end due to woodworm.

Rejection leaves a terrible scar....

'I'm not trying to take away from the fact that you are a twisted, brilliant genius. . .but what is with the size of this bloody forehead?!?'

Poems to Spookify

"So there you are—I thought I heard someone squishing moodily about the moors."

Pass the SPF 20,000

Trilby - 'Confession

Trilby - 'Au clair de la lune'.

"You lab assistants are all alike, you're only interested in a woman for one thing...her brain!"

Transylvania Lecture Hall. Tonight Count Dracula will speak about lessons he learned looking back over a long life. I thought vampires didn't reflect.

The Raven - The Study at Night

A Hellish Thing (The Rime of the Ancient Mariner).