Gothic Tale Lover Prints

Trilby - 'So like Little Billee'.

Trilby - 'I believe you, my boy!'

'You've become a right pain in the neck.'

'You'd forget your head if it wasn't screwed on.'

"Shoo!"

Out To Lurch

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

Trilby - 'Dodor in his glory'.

Trilby - Mademoiselle Ernestine singing 'Les Cloches du Monastere'.

Bride of Frankenstein charges her phone

'Count Dracula, I wish you'd come to me sooner...'

"You never know what will catch on!"

"I know we're not supposed to invite them over the threshold dear, but it seemed awfully rude to leave him standing on the doorstep."

The Goblin and the Sexton

Professor Van Helsing's long and successful career as a vampire hunter, came to a sudden end due to woodworm.

Trilby - 'Confession

Poems to Spookify

Trilby - 'For Gecko'.

Trilby - 'Au clair de la lune'.

Count Alucard's Night-Care Center.

Trilby - The 'Rosemonde' of Schubert.

Signs grampa has run out of 'When I Was Your Age' stories.

Till life do you part.

'I'm telling you I don't know where your goat is, look in the classifieds.'

"He goes to the bathroom a lot. Where did you get the kidneys?"

A Hellish Thing (The Rime of the Ancient Mariner).

The ghost's walk

Trilby - 'I will not! I will not!'

"Come on, you can be honest with me, have you had some work done?"

'He just loves the hokey-pokey, doesn't he?'

'It's ALIVE! IT'S ALIVE! And smells delicious!'

Trilby - 'May heaven go with her!'

"Yes, there is a pre-existing condition. I was once dead."

Trilby - 'Voila l'espayce de hom ker jer swee!'