Gothic Tale Lover Gifts

Trilby - 'So like Little Billee'.

Trilby - 'I believe you, my boy!'

'You've become a right pain in the neck.'

'You'd forget your head if it wasn't screwed on.'

"Shoo!"

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

Out To Lurch

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

Bram Stoker

Trilby - 'Dodor in his glory'.

Trilby - Mademoiselle Ernestine singing 'Les Cloches du Monastere'.

"I know we're not supposed to invite them over the threshold dear, but it seemed awfully rude to leave him standing on the doorstep."

'Count Dracula, I wish you'd come to me sooner...'

"You never know what will catch on!"

Bride of Frankenstein charges her phone

Professor Van Helsing's long and successful career as a vampire hunter, came to a sudden end due to woodworm.

The Goblin and the Sexton

Trilby - The 'Rosemonde' of Schubert.

Poems to Spookify

Trilby - 'For Gecko'.

'I'm telling you I don't know where your goat is, look in the classifieds.'

Trilby - 'Confession

Till life do you part.

Count Alucard's Night-Care Center.

Trilby - 'Au clair de la lune'.

Signs grampa has run out of 'When I Was Your Age' stories.

"He goes to the bathroom a lot. Where did you get the kidneys?"

A Hellish Thing (The Rime of the Ancient Mariner).

'It's ALIVE! IT'S ALIVE! And smells delicious!'

'He just loves the hokey-pokey, doesn't he?'

"Come on, you can be honest with me, have you had some work done?"

The ghost's walk

Trilby - 'Voila l'espayce de hom ker jer swee!'

Trilby - 'I will not! I will not!'

Trilby - 'May heaven go with her!'