Gothic Fantasy Lover Gifts

The Goblin and the Sexton

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

'You've got those 'take-me-to-bed' eye sockets!'

Nick Cave

'You complete me.'

"Relax - he's just here for the romance."

Trilby - Mademoiselle Ernestine singing 'Les Cloches du Monastere'.

Bride of Frankenstein charges her phone

"You never know what will catch on!"

"I know we're not supposed to invite them over the threshold dear, but it seemed awfully rude to leave him standing on the doorstep."

'Count Dracula, I wish you'd come to me sooner...'

Rejection leaves a terrible scar....

"Wait! First, his attorney."

Here's one for you... she likes long lurches in the moonlight, scared of fire... enjoys terrorizing villages...

"I figured I've got the money so why not spend it."

Count Alucard's Night-Care Center.

Trilby - 'For Gecko'.

Trilby - 'Malbrouck s'en va-t'en guerre'.

'This feels a bit strange: Are you really from the Blood Bank?'

Janet Leigh caricature

Knight offers his opponent a glass of wine.

Till life do you part.

Trilby - 'Confession

Trilby - The 'Rosemonde' of Schubert.

"He goes to the bathroom a lot. Where did you get the kidneys?"

A Hellish Thing (The Rime of the Ancient Mariner).

Trilby - 'I believe you, my boy!'

'No, I'm sorry - the nose ring is going to have to go!'

"Come on, you can be honest with me, have you had some work done?"

'We were introduced by a scientist friend of ours, then discovered we both like getting caught in electrical storms and taking long walks on the beach to scare people."

Trilby - 'Voila l'espayce de hom ker jer swee!'