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The Goblin and the Sexton

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

'You've got those 'take-me-to-bed' eye sockets!'

'You complete me.'

"Relax - he's just here for the romance."

"You never know what will catch on!"

'Count Dracula, I wish you'd come to me sooner...'

"I know we're not supposed to invite them over the threshold dear, but it seemed awfully rude to leave him standing on the doorstep."

Bride of Frankenstein charges her phone

Trilby - Mademoiselle Ernestine singing 'Les Cloches du Monastere'.

"Wait! First, his attorney."

Rejection leaves a terrible scar....

"I figured I've got the money so why not spend it."

Here's one for you... she likes long lurches in the moonlight, scared of fire... enjoys terrorizing villages...

Janet Leigh caricature

Trilby - 'For Gecko'.

Trilby - 'Malbrouck s'en va-t'en guerre'.

Knight offers his opponent a glass of wine.

'This feels a bit strange: Are you really from the Blood Bank?'

Count Alucard's Night-Care Center.

Till life do you part.

Trilby - 'Confession

Trilby - The 'Rosemonde' of Schubert.

"He goes to the bathroom a lot. Where did you get the kidneys?"

A Hellish Thing (The Rime of the Ancient Mariner).

'No, I'm sorry - the nose ring is going to have to go!'

Trilby - 'Voila l'espayce de hom ker jer swee!'

'You've become a right pain in the neck.'

Trilby - 'I believe you, my boy!'

'It's ALIVE! IT'S ALIVE! And smells delicious!'