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"He goes to the bathroom a lot. Where did you get the kidneys?"

"Exquisite stitching. Who's your maker?"

'I'll have to call you back... the doctor is getting ready for another brainstorming session.'

'...He's an out of control freak.'

"Just be grateful we found any body at all!"

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

"Nevermore." "You don't have to use 'air quoths' every time."

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

"I guess I misunderstood when I read you were into 'Bodybuilding'."

The Raven in Flight

Trilby - 'Oh my poor girl! my poor girl!'

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

The bridge of arts.

'It's a little varietal I bottle myself...Type A positive.'

Cosmetic Stone Mason.

Trilby - 'Dodor in his glory'.

Trilby - 'Ca fera une fameuse crapule de moins'

Trilby - 'Oh don't you remember sweet Alice, Ben Bolt?'

"I know we're not supposed to invite them over the threshold dear, but it seemed awfully rude to leave him standing on the doorstep."

Trilby - Sandy McAllister,'The Laird of Cockpen'.

Trilby - Mademoiselle Ernestine singing 'Les Cloches du Monastere'.

Bride of Frankenstein charges her phone

"You never know what will catch on!"

"Graveyards always put me ill at ease."

"No monster, when I said 'lend me a hand'..."

'Count Dracula, I wish you'd come to me sooner...'

The Goblin and the Sexton

'R.I.P. Van Winkle, just sleeping.'

"I'll have a Bloody Mary. And bring a Witch Hazel and tonic for the little woman."

Edgar Allan Poe

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