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'It was Trilby!'

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

"Quoth the raven, 'Nevermore.'"

Giant Monster in Bath

"Nevermore." "You don't have to use 'air quoths' every time."

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

Trilby - Finis

Orientation: Welcome to Hell

The bridge of arts.

"I guess I misunderstood when I read you were into 'Bodybuilding'."

'It's a little varietal I bottle myself...Type A positive.'

"This is scary, maybe we should turn on the lights. Hello.."

Trilby - 'Oh my poor girl! my poor girl!'

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

The Raven in Flight

Cosmetic Stone Mason.

Trilby - 'Ca fera une fameuse crapule de moins'

Vampire Umbrella

Trilby - 'Oh don't you remember sweet Alice, Ben Bolt?'

Frank N. Stein - Evirnomentalist.

"I know we're not supposed to invite them over the threshold dear, but it seemed awfully rude to leave him standing on the doorstep."

Trilby - Sandy McAllister,'The Laird of Cockpen'.

"Graveyards always put me ill at ease."

'Count Dracula, I wish you'd come to me sooner...'

"No monster, when I said 'lend me a hand'..."

'R.I.P. Van Winkle, just sleeping.'

"Never think outside the box!"

Trilby - The flexible flageolet

Vampire afternoon tea.