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"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

Out To Lurch

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

"Nevermore." "You don't have to use 'air quoths' every time."

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

"Are you looking for metric or imperial sized neck bolts?"

"The new OS update should fix the bug that makes you want to murder everyone."

Trilby - 'The sweet melodic phrase.'

The lonely figure

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

'It's a little varietal I bottle myself...Type A positive.'

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

The Raven in Flight

Trilby - 'Oh my poor girl! my poor girl!'

Cosmetic Stone Mason.

Trilby - 'Ca fera une fameuse crapule de moins'

The Portrait of Dorian Gray after one year in lockdown.

"Graveyards always put me ill at ease."

"No monster, when I said 'lend me a hand'..."

Trilby - 'Oh don't you remember sweet Alice, Ben Bolt?'

"I know we're not supposed to invite them over the threshold dear, but it seemed awfully rude to leave him standing on the doorstep."

'Heathcliff! Oh, Heathcliff!'

'R.I.P. Van Winkle, just sleeping.'

Professor Van Helsing's long and successful career as a vampire hunter, came to a sudden end due to woodworm.

"Never think outside the box!"

Trilby - 'For Gecko'.

"I'll have a Bloody Mary. And bring a Witch Hazel and tonic for the little woman."

Edgar Allan Poe

Trilby - 'Hast thou found me, o mine enemy?'

'I'm not trying to take away from the fact that you are a twisted, brilliant genius. . .but what is with the size of this bloody forehead?!?'

The night

Trilby - 'I suppose you do all this kind of thing for mere amusement, Mr. Wynne?'