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Bram Stoker

'Yuk! I hate blood group AB!'

Out To Lurch

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

"The new OS update should fix the bug that makes you want to murder everyone."

"Are you looking for metric or imperial sized neck bolts?"

Tim Burton

Trilby - 'The sweet melodic phrase.'

The lonely figure

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

"I don't care if it's a boy or a girl, as long as it's undead."

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

The Portrait of Dorian Gray after one year in lockdown.

Grim's Fairytales

"I know we're not supposed to invite them over the threshold dear, but it seemed awfully rude to leave him standing on the doorstep."

Vampire laying in his coffin wearing a Smiley badge.

"Can any of us truly see ourselves?"

"For goddness' sake, Poe - let the bird in so we can all get some sleep!"

'Heathcliff! Oh, Heathcliff!'

'It's a reinterpretation of the 'Christmas Carol'...but with a 'Vampire vs Werewolf' contemporary take on the story.'

Professor Van Helsing's long and successful career as a vampire hunter, came to a sudden end due to woodworm.

'I'm not trying to take away from the fact that you are a twisted, brilliant genius. . .but what is with the size of this bloody forehead?!?'

Zombie Zin: The Red of the Dead

'Whatever it is you're doing down there, Malcolm, I think it's affecting the television.'

A Hellish Thing (The Rime of the Ancient Mariner).

Trilby - 'I suppose you do all this kind of thing for mere amusement, Mr. Wynne?'

'You'd forget your head if it wasn't screwed on.'

'He is not my pet...he is my son!'

Trilby - 'I believe you, my boy!'

'You've become a right pain in the neck.'

Dracula's bedtime.

"I kind of miss the pendulum."

'It's ALIVE! IT'S ALIVE! And smells delicious!'

Frankenstein as a boy

Dr. Jekyll turns into... Elvis Presley