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Trilby - 'Sorrowfully, arm in arm'.

Trilby - 'Maman Duchesse'.

'He likes to power nap.'

Out To Lurch

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

"Quoth the raven, 'Nevermore.'"

Nevermore. You don't have to use "air quoths" every time.

Trilby - Finis

"The new OS update should fix the bug that makes you want to murder everyone."

Trilby - 'The sweet melodic phrase.'

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

The lonely figure

Bram Stoker

The Portrait of Dorian Gray after one year in lockdown.

'I've checked his appointments. The only opening is for 'nevermore'.'

Frank N. Stein - Evirnomentalist.

Trilby - 'Taffy was allowed to see Gecko'.

The Pride of Frankenstein

'Heathcliff! Oh, Heathcliff!'

"Have you tried turning him off and on again?"

Transylvania Lecture Hall. Tonight Count Dracula will speak about lessons he learned looking back over a long life. I thought vampires didn't reflect.

"So there you are—I thought I heard someone squishing moodily about the moors."

'I'm not trying to take away from the fact that you are a twisted, brilliant genius. . .but what is with the size of this bloody forehead?!?'

"You lab assistants are all alike, you're only interested in a woman for one thing...her brain!"

Trilby - 'I suppose you do all this kind of thing for mere amusement, Mr. Wynne?'

"What an IDIOT!! He's got the wrong type of 'steak'..! But I'll play along for the moment..."

Igor leaves an I.O.U. after stealing a brain.

"You're still in bed?"

"Ooh! Bummer!"

Trilby - 'Voila l'espayce de hom ker jer swee!'

Trilby - 'Out of the mysterious East'.

Trilby - 'Les glougloux du vin a quat' sous...'

"I kind of miss the pendulum."

Frankenstein as a boy

One of the three kings give Frankenstein's Monster a shoulder ride