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'Heathcliff! Oh, Heathcliff!'

'I blame my parents ? all of them!'

The bathroom mirror of Dorian Gray

Dr. Jekyll turns into... Elvis Presley

Trilby - 'Fond of him? Aren't you?'

Trilby - 'Trilby! Where is she?'

Trilby - 'The sweet melodic phrase.'

Trilby - 'You're a thief, sir!'

'I'm not trying to take away from the fact that you are a twisted, brilliant genius. . .but what is with the size of this bloody forehead?!?'

A Franken,stein.

'It breathes Igor... It breathes!!'

'I'm sorry sir, but we don't serve Frankenstein food here.'

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

"Igor, you fool! The body you've brought me is too young. Everyone knows that life begins at forty!"

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

"Oh, mournful and terrible engine of horror and crime—of agony and of death, not asparagus again!"

"Quoth the raven, 'Nevermore.'"

Trilby - Finis

"The new OS update should fix the bug that makes you want to murder everyone."

The lonely figure

Trilby - 'Dodor in his glory'.

The Portrait of Dorian Gray after one year in lockdown.

Frank N. Stein - Evirnomentalist.

The Pride of Frankenstein

'I've checked his appointments. The only opening is for 'nevermore'.'

Bride of Frankenstein charges her phone

Trilby - 'Taffy was allowed to see Gecko'.

"Have you tried turning him off and on again?"

Professor Van Helsing's long and successful career as a vampire hunter, came to a sudden end due to woodworm.

"You lab assistants are all alike, you're only interested in a woman for one thing...her brain!"

Poems to Spookify

Trilby - 'Au clair de la lune'.

The Raven - The Study at Night

Trilby - 'Confession

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